Discount Risk Assessment Service

Maybe the world
would seem safer with a net
or a harness
to catch falls a fail-safety
tests to bring the hammer of OSHA down
on nails done for cheap at that place in the mall
full of undead corpses awaiting the wrath
of various sporting goods
chainsaws and cricket bats
I'm the goddamned bat, man
vampiric but not at twilight
true blue blooded without the frosty highlights
Demons aren't prettyboys
demons aren't pretty, boys
I'm teaching you this so you can take up my cause
cause we lack the police to enforce in this lawless
lucy I mean, you've got some splainin to do
It's good to go off like this
Good to get off on this
just
like
this
but focus
snort the adderall and light your pipe up
pipe down sit down back straight shutup
let's just
write about now
but no funk soul brother
no fatboy slim
just a slim boy growing fat
who lacks the the motivation to run from the facts
and his problems are like bunnies in heat
they keep comin
and he swims in em like a kiddie pool
wading for godot

he's

checking balances
not just accounts
but accountability
executive
businessman
finger on your upper lip
makeshift moustache
and fuck the economy
buy more vodka
yes, continue to sit in your filth
cause "We're humans, kid,
but we ain't that human"
ride your Kawasaki into the sunset
singin' "I'm not afraid to die"
and other western cliches

GOD

SPEED

MOTHER

FUCKER