"Guess Who" for Adults

Who am I today?

Do I have glasses? Am I the black guy?
Am I male or female?
Flip the cards down in their plastic chairs
strapped down like mental patients

Seriously, Who am I today?

A writer, A mercenary?
An amateur astrologist,
Porn Star
Enthusiast
Lecher
Lecturer?
Bondage Queen
King of Kink
Fucking Furfag?
Drug addict, stoner?
Innocent man
Interested Party
Accomplice
Accomplished
Accused
Prosecutor?

To Whom it may Concern:
Who does it concern?
Do you care what I am,
so long as you have a story to tell about me?
I'm your muse, strangers at the bus stop
corner cafe
nighthawking about, braying about this and that
waiting for some unfortunate soul to lampoon
Who's he? you wonder
Guess who.

Go ahead, write your stories
about the man I look like
and may or may not be.